Donald Trump Has A Small Penis?

February 21, 2025. Donald Trump threatened to take away federal funding from the state of Maine if they didn’t comply with his executive order banning transgender student athletes from playing on girls’ sports teams. This isn’t the first time and won’t be the last time he has expressed great concern about what’s in everyone’s pants. We’re not sure he’d be so focused on our nether regions if his Netherlands weren’t heel klein.*

*That’s Dutch for “very tiny.”