Donald Trump Has A Small Penis?

February 21, 2025. The BBC has reported that, as part of a campaign to remove military leaders who support unqualified diversity and equity in the ranks (read: black people), Donald Trump fired Air Force Gen. CQ Brown Jr. as chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Brown, who is Black, was replaced by Air Force Lt. Gen. Dan Not-Black, who is white.*

According to BBC, Trump initially hired Brown as Chief of Staff of the Air Force back in 2020 before realizing he was Black. “Wait, I thought Brown was just your name?” Trump said. Brown’s replacement, Not-Black, will need a waiver before taking the job, because he’s technically unqualified.

*Just kidding, his last name is Caine. And his days are numbered because his name will surely remind Trump of Herman Cain, another black man.