Donald Trump Has A Small Penis?

March 5, 2025. In his speech to a joint session of Congress, Donald Trump reiterated his need to take control of Greenland.

“We need Greenland. … [W]e need it … [a]nd I think we’re going to get it. One way or the other, we’re going to get it. We will keep you safe. We will make you rich. And together we will take Greenland to heights like you have never thought possible before. It’s a very small population, but very, very large piece of land.”

A lot of very smart people have said that expressing a need to take Greenland to “new heights” while also calling it a “very large piece of land” may be a look into Trump’s subconscious desire to enlarge his penis.