March 11, 2025. With the S&P 500 down 6.4% since his inauguration, the Dow Jones down 3.6%, the Nasdaq down 11%, the US stock market down $4 trillion in value, and, most importantly, Tesla’s stock down 44%, car salesman Donald Trump was particularly drawn to Tesla’s Cybertruck, saying, “As soon as I saw it, I said, ‘That is the coolest design.’”
This White House commercial happened 457 days after Adam Driver once said on Saturday Night Live, “I want one of those giant metal Tesla trucks. I think it would pair perfectly with my teeny-tiny micropenis.”
Trump ultimately chose to buy a red Tesla Model S sports car.
In 2023, a University College London study found a direct link between men with small penises and a desire to buy sports cars.
Donald Trump Has A Small Penis? 
So what do you think?