About Donald Trump’s Small Penis

Of course we don’t know if Donald Trump has a small penis. That would involve being his doctor (which we’re not), his paid escort (which we’re not), or someone who has willingly been intimate with … hang on … we just threw up a little in our mouths. So no, of course we don’t know how small his small penis is. But what we do know is he certainly acts like an insecure boy compensating for a small penis through his words and actions. And so we decided to document it to see what “evidence” we could find.
Of course it’s OK to have a small penis. Size doesn’t matter. But we know he thinks it does. And we know if he ever catches wind of this site, it’s going to bug the hell out of him. Because that’s how a man with a small penis would react.
Inches. That’s our best guess.
Of course this is satire. Hell, our second blog post cites the BBC, when we’re obviously not talking about the news source.